Most Screwed Up Magic Item Ever

[Trailfoot]

Arturus, Intelligent White Robe of the Archmagi
Alignment: Lawful Evil

Intelligence 18
Wisdom 10
Charisma 18

Speaks: Celeisian, Veil-Common, Old Celeisian, Fallen Star. Can read all languages and read magic, and communicate through speech and telepathy.

120' darkvision, blindsense, and hearing

Lesser Powers:
10 ranks in Diplomacy
10 ranks in Spellcraft
10 ranks in Sense Motive

Greater power:
Clairvoyance 3/day

Special Purpose: Slay all spellcasters

Special Purpose Devoted Power: Cast True Resurrection on its wearer once per month.


Arturus is the saddest of the talking robes on Anthros. Many pity this pitiful excuse for a powerful mystic artifact, as he is entirely helpless to do anything to accomplish his goal of wiping out all spellcasters and destroying the Church of Celeis.

You should pity him too. He deserves it. It's all he's got.

[Trailfoot]

Arturus's backstory:

Originally, Arturus was an indestructible +1 crossbow bolt that dealt an additional 2d6 damage to spellcasters and coud cast Detect Magic at will. Then, one day, he was shot into the hand of a wizard who was in the midst of casting one of the most powerful spells known.

The wizard's spell was not interrupted by the hit.

"I want to be stronger," thought Arturus. "I want to be one of the most powerful magic items on Anthros!"

Unfortunately for Arturus, the wizard was, at that same moment, casting Wish to gain a Robe of the Archmagi.

The rest is history.

[mrshadow]

Awww...how sad.